self-inflicted Giuliani wound

Slang sardonic phrase describing what happens to anyone who engages in anything with Rudy Bananas.

When the Mobster in Chief first engaged his old NYC buddy, he may have figured it would all lead to a self-inflicted Giuliani wound but he may have figured he was valiantly choosing his own fate.

self-inflicted Giuliani wound by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

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Rudy Giuliani

A fart you make during a serious conversation, like what the attorney of Trump, Rudy Giuliani did when he was asked a question in cour By the Michigan house oversight committee. First, it's ink, now it's hot air.

Friend: I have a very serious problem
Friend 2: What is it?
Friend: My cat died *farts*
Friend 2: EWW BRO WHY YOU GOTTA PULL A RUDY GIULIANI ON ME GODDANGIT

Rudy Giuliani by TheVenusFlyTrapp December 7, 2020

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Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani

The Mobster in Chief’s pet nickname for his current personal attorney-fixer since Rudy has been, just like Batman’s Joker, hired by New York City mob bosses, has a deep desire to upset the social order, a warped sense of humor, and is motivated by his own inner chaos, inhumanity and love of anarchy.

It’s clear that Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani is the newest trumpuppet and desperate fall guy for the Flag Fucker in Chief as we watch him finally begin to circle the drain and head for the comfy Otisville celebrity slammer in New York to join his good old buddy, Michael Cohen.

Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani by Dr Bunnygirl October 8, 2019

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Rudy Giuliani

The only 2008 presidential candidate who's performed in drag. Frightening but true. Giuliani dressed in drag for the 2000 Mayor's Inner Circle Press Roast. Wearing a blond wig and a mink, Giuliani vamped it up as Marylin Monroe and Donald Trump got into the act by rubbing his head between the mayor's fake boobs.

As if the cowboy in the flight suit with the stuffed cod piece wasn't embarassing enough for America! The leading contender for the 2008 Republican nomination is on video prancing around in a makeup and a dress. America's mayor or America's sweetheart?

Rudy Giuliani isn't exactly what I'd call presidential, but if he cheats on his current wife (like he did on his last two) we don't have to worry because he can always double as his own First Lady.

Rudy Giuliani by DK Sett May 22, 2007