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Giuliani'd 

Using 9/11 as a argument blocker while posting in an internet forum.
Forum Guy 1 "Turn signals are used to tell other drivers what you are about to do,"

Forum Guy 2 "I use my turn signals to 9/11!"

Forum Guy 3 "Giuliani'd!!!!one11"
Giuliani'd by Teefer October 22, 2008
Words you can keep

Doing a Giuliani

This is a subtype of doing a solid wherein the favor/task involved is for one reason or another shady either by legality, public perception, or both.

The one who requests a Giuliani and the one who acts out (or attempts) the Giuliani request may have different levels of understanding of exactly how nefarious the deed being done is or what the consequences might be as the Giuliani frequently arises in dont-ask-dont-tell scenarios. All that is necessary to qualify as a Giuliani is that both parties understand that the request is nefarious.
Inmate 1: Dude, can you believe what our boy did to us. He has us out Doing a Giuliani for him no questions asked, and then throws us under the bus as soon as it gets hot.
Inmate 2: Yeah man... Hurts after all these years. So much for loyalty.
Doing a Giuliani by Evanson December 7, 2019

Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani 

A nickname recently given to Giuliani when he suddenly tired of being Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani and was caught auditioning for the role of The Penguin because he thought he needed a change in his battered public image.
In a fitful moment of hypomanic glee and a desire to elevate himself in the public eye, Rudy found himself wishing instead to be Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani, because like The Penguin in the Batman comic, he saw himself as a more respectable New York mob “gentleman of crime,” one who wears a monocle, top hat and a tuxedo - instead of the pitifully goofy, evil grin of The Joker.

Rudy “The Slime” Giuliani 

One of Rudy’s many mob nicknames, this one because of his special skill set in covertly planting false information to destroy a public figure’s reputation.
This time Rudy “The Slime” Giuliani is on the big boys’ payroll, he’s got his own thug minions crawling around In Ukrainian mob territory planting lies to slime the Bidens!

self-inflicted Giuliani wound 

Slang sardonic phrase describing what happens to anyone who engages in anything with Rudy Bananas.
When the Mobster in Chief first engaged his old NYC buddy, he may have figured it would all lead to a self-inflicted Giuliani wound but he may have figured he was valiantly choosing his own fate.

Rudy Giuliani 

A fart you make during a serious conversation, like what the attorney of Trump, Rudy Giuliani did when he was asked a question in cour By the Michigan house oversight committee. First, it's ink, now it's hot air.
Friend: I have a very serious problem
Friend 2: What is it?
Friend: My cat died *farts*
Friend 2: EWW BRO WHY YOU GOTTA PULL A RUDY GIULIANI ON ME GODDANGIT
Rudy Giuliani by TheVenusFlyTrapp December 7, 2020

giuliani 

To audibly release flatulence while speaking without overt acknowledgement or pause
A fart heard around the world: President Donald Trump's personal attorney giulianied twice during a 2020 election hearing aired live on C-Span.
giuliani by dj murj December 7, 2020
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