Meat Gazer 

A man who tries to catch a glimpse at your package while pissing at the urinal.

Mike sure acts like a homo when hes meat gazin'.

Meat Gazer by mark snider January 25, 2005

slut gazer 

A man who uncontrollably stares at the skankiest looking, barely dressed females in public places while in the presence of his girlfriend or wife.

My boyfriend Chris is such a slut gazer, I saw him starring at 2 girls that looked like they just got off of work at the cheapest, nastiest strip club in town when we were at the mall shopping.

slut gazer by Jenny M July 24, 2007

ball gazer 

One who stares at balls for personal satisfaction.

Person1: "Hey look at this fork by my crotch"
Person2 looks.
Person1: "HAHA You ball gazer"

ball gazer by Gazer1 March 29, 2004

Meat Gazer 

glancing a few extra seconds or even minutes at a man's crotch

my mom is the biggest meat gazer to all of my friends...

Meat Gazer by caliash December 3, 2009

Badge gazer 

1. A military service member who is easily impressed by awards and decorations.

2. A military service member who consistently compares their awards and decorations to others.

That dude is such a badge gazer, always comparing awards with everyone he meets.

Badge gazer by Mojav November 11, 2017

Dick gazer

A person who deliberately stares at a man's penis in a urinalysis to make sure they are not using a device to get clean urine. Simular to a "pecker checker."

"dude I was so uncomfortable in my piss test. Mr Greenspan was being a real dick gazer."

Dick gazer by bigfish951 August 12, 2009

star-gazer 

Another word for prostitute,was used by Irish immigrants during the great potato famine in New York.

(Reiley) Aye Bill, she be real star-gazer, eh?
(Mortemer) Aye, that she is Joe, that she is...

star-gazer by Tim Pilcher October 18, 2005