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Frosting your turd 

When you take a shit and then cum all over the turd.
Damn I was horny while taking a shit and decided to rub one off on my turd which is Frosting your turd.
Frosting your turd by Gavroy January 10, 2016

meat frosting 

Hey, Did you order that burger with bacon?

Hell yeah! I don't eat any meat without Meat Frosting.
meat frosting by 69eater March 30, 2012

Frontin' Behind A Font 

When someone over exaggerates how good or even how bad their life is on a social networking site, blog, etc. and when you see them in the streets/in real life it's not even like that.

Phrase is coined by PAT aka Mental Floss follow him @Mental_Floss817
I thought Meagan posted on Facebook that she just bought a brand new house and is loving life. I just went to visit and it's section 8 housing and her eye is black from her boyfriend getting drunk and beating on her. She's frontin' behind a font.

frotting 

Rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Usually, both men stand or lie down facing each other so that the undersides of both penises touch along their entire length, allowing one person to masturbate both penises simultaneously.

The warmth of the other penis and the added stimulation from contact along the entire length of the shaft can create increased sensation compared to ordinary mutual masturbation (hand only). A finger inserted between the heads of the two penises will be lubricated by the combined pre-cum and may cause additional stimulation.

Also may be performed by holding together two penises which face opposite directions (side-by-side or one on top of the other), or by lying down in opposite directions .
"I don't like anal because when you pull out it gives you shitdick. I prefer frotting."

"My bro Jake and I give each other HJs sometimes when we're blue balling, but I tried frotting with him last night and came buckets!"
frotting by WhiskeyAndCigarettes November 7, 2012

vanilla frosting 

she came out of the bedroom with vanilla frosting all over her face.
vanilla frosting by pink sock 4321 December 14, 2010

steady frontin

To constantly put up a fake appearance to impress or deceive to maintain image.
These niggas be steady frontin when they ain't shit