Masturbation Formula

The formula for creating a vague innuendo for masturbation.

Verb+Infinitive(the)+Any Noun

Guy 1: I'm gonna go punch the clown for a little bit.

Guy 2: What??

Guy 1: You know... choke the chicken, mow the cougar, beat the meat? Whatever I'm gonna go masturbate.

Guy2: Why didn't you just say so?

Guy 1: Cuz I'm using the masturbation formula!

by CrackerManDelux August 8, 2009

quadratic formula

A handy formula easily memorized by repetition. It is used in many instances, such as trying to find the roots of an equation, or solving an equation that will not factor with integers.

To solve using the Quadratic Formula:

In any equation

ax^2+bx+c,

The roots can be found by substituting into:

-b(+,-)sqrt(b^2-4ac)/2a

OR

Negative "B" plus or minus the square root of "B" squared minus 4(a)(c), all divided by 2(a).

To solve using the Quadratic Formula:

In any equation

ax^2+bx+c,

The roots can be found by substituting into:

-b(+,-)sqrt(b^2-4ac)/2a

OR

Negative "B" plus or minus the square root of "B" squared minus 4(a)(c), all divided by 2(a).


EX:

Hm..

10x^2+13X-5

-13(+,-)sqrt(169+200)/20
>_>
In other words, by substituting the numbers in, you get 13(+,-)sqrt(369)/20.

As you may or may not have guessed, this gives you a very nasty number, which should be approximated and rounded to the nearest thousandth.

by "Seagaia" May 21, 2005

filmulaic

Songs that sound as if written specifically for a film.

Aerosmith 'I don't wanna miss a thing' Armageddon (1998)

So obviously written as a 'film' song it could have been written by a computer. Not so much formulaic as filmulaic.

by Gavin King April 27, 2008

formula one

my nightmare, but i can’t live without it

-i can’t go out, the formula one race is in hours. and is the last race of the year, i can’t miss it

by M00NTILIA September 19, 2022

Brain Formula

The source of all knowledge. It is written on a sticky note.

I found the Brain Formula

Okie dokie

by SeenDizzle July 27, 2020

cubic formula

a formula that can be used to solve for the roots of degree 3 polynomials of the form ax^3 + bx^2 + cx + d = 0.

> Can you help me solve this cubic equation?
Just plug it into the cubic formula.

by WolframAlphaZero August 28, 2021

Formula 1

worlds most popular form of motorsports. its the most watched sport on tv, and takes place accross the world. youd have to be an idiot (or an american) not to know what it is.

Guy one: Kimi raikkonen is gona win the brazilian gp!

Guy 2: no way, shumacher will win

Guy c: whats formula one?? im american and no nothing about the worlds sports outside my country!

by harris May 13, 2005