The formula for creating a vague innuendo for masturbation.
Guy 1: I'm gonna go punch the clown for a little bit.
Guy 2: What??
Guy 1: You know... choke the chicken, mow the cougar, beat the meat? Whatever I'm gonna go masturbate.
Guy2: Why didn't you just say so?
Guy 1: Cuz I'm using the masturbation formula!