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The formula for creating a vague innuendo for masturbation.

Verb+Infinitive(the)+Any Noun
Guy 1: I'm gonna go punch the clown for a little bit.

Guy 2: What??

Guy 1: You know... choke the chicken, mow the cougar, beat the meat? Whatever I'm gonna go masturbate.

Guy2: Why didn't you just say so?

Guy 1: Cuz I'm using the masturbation formula!
by CrackerManDelux August 08, 2009
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