flapjack tits 

floppy ass saggy breasts

Man, your sister has some flapjack tits.

flapjack tits by Doyle November 14, 2003

Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks 

The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.

"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"

Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks by MeltButterFlapjacks September 19, 2009

Flapjackoff 

Catching air on your pancake flap but regretfully finding the floor.

Alas dear chef, every time I come into the kitchen I find you flapjackoffing.

Flapjackoff by drmyiis May 31, 2017

chocolate flapjack 

a large, limp, saggy boob of a person of african american heritage

my, that woman has some chocolate flapjacks

chocolate flapjack by chocojacks44 November 1, 2008

Albanian Flapjack 

When you crap your pants and then sit on it

I have an Albanian flapjack crusted to my underwear...

Albanian Flapjack by DarkMage231 March 28, 2019

flapjackin'

The act of folding the excess body cleavage of an obese man or woman, typically used for making sweet love to an alternative orafice. Crisco, rendered bacon fat and luke warm butter are all optional.

Leroy: Dude, I went hoggin' on some white bread last night.
Darryl: Did you get the stank?
Leroy: (ashamed look)
Darryl: Don't tell me you went flapjackin' again mothafucka!
Leroy: It wasn't my fault, dat bitch passed out cold so I found a flap and I jacked it!
Darryl: Hell yeah! Jack dat flap negro!

flapjackin' by DarrylandLeroy January 30, 2009

Flapjacks 

Flapjacks are the condition of a woman having flat sagging breasts, like flapjacks. The type a crack whore would have.

Tammy does not want to show us her breasts, she must have flapjacks!

Flapjacks by Rocco1 December 7, 2003