butt feaster

a person who lives and feasts off of butts

my friend frank that lives down the street is a butt feaster

by jew tits magoo November 19, 2006

Feasterville, Trevose

Without a doubt THE most boring place to live in the entire world ... take it from someone who lives there, IT SUCKS! People's reasons for moving there are usually "because the schools are better"; but see, is it really worth it to go to a "better school"(which I don't really understand anyway) if your kids have to be bored to death everyday of their lives? People want to look back and remember the fun times they had, not how bored they were living in Feasterville. Anyone who's ever lived in the city will tell you that it's fun as hell, there's always something to do; but the suburbs are about as entertaining as staring at the wall for 6 hours. Whatever you do, NEVER move to Feasterville. If you've got a good, fun life, avoid Feasterville at ALL costs.

Friend #1: "Hey, did you hear that John's moving to Feasterville, Trevose this summer?"

Friend #2: "Yeah dude, that fucking sucks for him, the suburbs are boring as fuck."

by John208 July 29, 2008

fasted

Fake wasted. An alcoholic placebo.

Knowing that Sierra had never actually been wasted, her friends gave her what she thought was a very strong mix drink.
she was totally fasted even though it was only lemonade.

by Clemmentine September 14, 2007

flasted

a shorter word for flat-chested.

"That one girl in my science class is so flasted! I mean, she doesnt even HAVE tits!!!"

by gingerasainsftw April 10, 2010

Easter Feaster

When you make a way more than neccessary amount of food on easter.

Man 1: "Dood what are you doin today?"
man 2: "Nothin man, just havin an Easter Feaster at my place with my roommate"
Man 1: "Nice!"

by BC32 April 4, 2010

sausage feaster

A person who lurks in a secret group on social media but does not participate or contribute in anyway. Could be there to spy or report certain posts.

Heads up just cut 25 sausage feaster I've never heard of and I spend enough time here. New sherriff in town you dont post your not invited to the show. Step your shit up or by felicia

by bbbadddbitch June 9, 2018

keister-feaster

A term referring to a person who eats ass, or another way of calling someone an ass-eater.

Yo, did you see that dude sending a video of him eating ass?
Yeah, he's such a keister-feaster!

by ReneSkunk777MC June 14, 2023