hucknall farthing 

A common term for a hucknall girl that everyone's had a piece of. Different to most other ' village bicycles' as the analogy is based on the penny farthing, a 'bike' that stands out from all other 'bikes'. In other words a hideous slag that whores herself out to anyone and everyone to appease her small minded insecurities.

"Did you get your end away last night?"

"Yeah of course. Got myself a piece of that hucknall farthing"

"Best get yourself down that clinic tomorrow then son"

hucknall farthing by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

Farting Around 

The act or process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal.

at state park
<park ranger> what are you planning on doing
<me> umm... just fartin` around
<park ranger> sorry we dont allow farting

Farting Around by DUMPY March 23, 2005

inward farting

The act of holding a fart for so long that it reverts into your stomach.

I had dinner with my girlfriends family and I was so gassy that I was inward farting.

inward farting by OneLastCigarette February 24, 2005

French-Farting 

When two people break wind simultaneously while pressing each butt against each other.

Her: “Last night, He and I made a new step in our relationship while we were French-Farting in my bed. I feel so comfartable with him.”

French-Farting by J.N.K.K. February 10, 2014

out farting in the rain 

A euphemism for having nothing important to do and a lot of free time.

He’s probably out farting in the rain!

out farting in the rain by Dr Bunnygirl December 7, 2019

Farting Terms

A Milestone in a new relationship were both parties male and female feel at ease when breaking wind in front of one another thus getting quite accustomed to it.

" you've been with that bird for time and your not even on Farting Terms yet, do you have to go the bathroom every time you need to rasp? "

Farting Terms by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

Farting Fit 

Noun.

1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.

2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.

Idioms.

Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.

Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!

Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"

Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"

Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."

Farting Fit by finalphoenix March 10, 2014