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fartknocker 

Someone or something that isn't making me very happy.
My brother, the fartknocker, won't leave me alone.
fartknocker by Jaxxxie January 5, 2008

fartknocker 

a good pet name for the person you love the most
mariruth is my fartknocker
fartknocker by redog October 7, 2007

FartKnocker 

Someone who likes to knock farts
Shut up you bloody "FartKnocker"
FartKnocker by Slipknotbgoid August 13, 2020

Fartknocker 

It was a drinking game to keep people from driving drunk. I first heard the term in the late 1960’s.

Imagine a group of men in a bar, getting inebriated and passing gas. When a guy passed gas, the men would have to state the name of their favorite beer, followed by 3 quick knocks. The one with the slowest response time was labeled the (slowest) fart knocker; and accordingly had to stick around (as in not leave yet), as that was the most impaired person.
After saying the name of his favorite beer, he took forever to get his 3 knocks in; thereby being declared The Fartknocker.
Fartknocker by AspieNH January 17, 2022

Fartknocker 

a very NOT nice thing to say to someone. if someone is bugging the shit out of you, this is the word to use!!
i hate you! ur such a fartknocker

Fartknocker 

a kind of weasel of the two-legged variety.
That was such a low thing to do, Jack. You are a real fartknocker.
Fartknocker by Tim January 5, 2003