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Escalante 

When a hooker jerks you off into a spoon and then feeds it to you.
I got an escalante last night and it only cost $15.
Escalante by BigHeavy D March 12, 2017

roman escalade 

gently place the ball sack on their eye sockets while draping your shaft down the brim of their nose and riding in a back and forth motion
I was gonna give him a roman helmet but took um for a ride in the roman escalade.
roman escalade by truey December 31, 2008

Escalator Express Lane

Typically the left side of an escalator dedicated to speedy individuals who don't have the time or patience to let the escalator take them where they need to go, therefore, they angrily speed-hop (sometimes taking double steps) up or down the moving staircase and pass everyone on the right side, leaving them with the following possible impressions:

"I'm more important than you; shove it"
"I'm wearing a suit and have places to be"
"Oh shit I'm late I'm late I'm late"
"I have to catch a bus, get out of my way or I'll trip you"

You can use this method to your advantage, but if you fall on your ass and go tumbling down the moving stairs, you're on your own.
Stacy totally just fell down the escalator express lane! She was moving too fast for her own good.

What!? Is she okay?

She'll be fine. She was on her ass but fortunately still moving upwards.
Escalator Express Lane by jwat949 September 26, 2011

Escalator snowball 

When someone in a wheelchair rides up and escalator and falls down into other people in wheelchairs and makes a chain reaction of never ending wheelchair chaos
Josh: haha look at those crippled people in wheelchairs falling down that escalator they all probably have AIDS!
Corbin: what the h*** is wrong with you?
Tyler: lol escalator snowballs are funny because they're crippled

Dundee Escalator 

When roommates in a townhouse, one living upstairs, one living downstairs bag the same girl in the same night.
Dude, I banged that chick last night and she rolled out afterwards...

No she didn't man, she came downstairs and fucked me too...

Buttfuck, not only did we pull off a Dundee Escalator, but now we're Eskimo bothers!

Cocaine Escalator

When you have a lot on lines of cocaine lined up, and your team acts as a snorting conveyor belt to knock them all down.
(Person 1) Man all those levels got me turnt.
(Person 2) yeah man, cocaine escalator fucks you up!
Cocaine Escalator by Raver Buzz December 28, 2014