Ernie 

(Also Ernest)
noun

In New Zealand, an amount of pot equal to $100 worth. (Approximately a third of an ounce)
A hundy or a hundred bag.
Given this name as Ernest Rutherford is on the $100 note in New Zealand.

Hey man, do you have an Ernie for me?
Yeah, sure.
*hands over one hundred dollars*
*receives one hundred bucks worth of weed*

Ernie by JezzBomb August 3, 2011

ernie 

Homosexual lover? Gimme a break! They're PUPPETS people!

Ernie is a *puppet* - without genitalia!

ernie by Alfie The Horndog December 9, 2005

Ernie 

A guy who is so fucking cool that he isnt very cool at all

Look at that guy over there leaning against the tree with his black sunglasses on not doing anything: he is such an Ernie

Ernie by DarkSentence July 31, 2010

ernie burger 

A term used towards a friend or partner who does or says something stupid.

"Errr Brad, you ernie burger, of course I love you!!"

ernie burger by cocopop December 9, 2008

ernie reyes jr

Kick ass martial artist who was in teenage mutant ninja turtles 2, and most recently in the rundown.

"so which one of you ladies wanna take a ride with me? dream on dweeb. yeah well when i do ill dream of something a little thinner!"

ernie reyes jr by mxc luver December 12, 2004

Bert and Ernie 

Sexual term when two dudes give each other hand jobs in separate beds.

Those two room mates are so homo, they probably give each other Bert and Ernies all the time.

Bert and Ernie by Intrepid Traveler April 12, 2012

Ernie Special 

Where a person is shitting on the toilet and describing it in great detail to their partner who then has to vomit and does so into the lap of the person on the toilet.

A guy was wrapping on the toilet and describing his creamy bowel movement to his girl who had just finished eating, she gagged twice before she couldnt fight it any longer and proceeded to give her guy an Ernie Special and vommited onto his lap.

Ernie Special by Einre June 14, 2019