engineer

an individual with extreme mathematical mechanical electrical physiological and other type knowledge. usually has limited knowledge or interest in all things liberal arts. usually has loathing of scientists who never contribute anything to society. are personally responsible for critical features of the earth such as terran rotation, gravity, the speed of light, and heisenberg's uncertainty principle and can change any of these principles with the power of thought.

engineers mke the world work, and often they have very good rapport with members of the opposite sex as long as they are fellow engineers and not skank liberal arts wastes of life and tuition

engineer by bmedork January 4, 2004

Engineer

Someone who relates to the universe in a mathematical but socially inept way.

Someone who relates to the universe in a mathematical but socially inept way.
Optimist: "The glass is half full."
Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."
Engineer: "The glass is twice the size it needs to be."

Engineer by destillat July 5, 2006

engineer

1. Usually a person that studies engineering and works in the field after graduating.
2. Can usually have a very strange, peculiar personality, usually because of pushy parents who stressed them to become engineers. 75% of the time, the parents aren't even engineers or smart, they just want their kids to do what they couldn't do.
3. Can be very intelligent, or in many cases, very arrogant people. Will not only claim to know everything about engineering, but also about the government, medicine, even professional sports. However, while you can't beat them at engineering knowledge, do stand up to them when they claim to know more about something you know a lot about. Sadly enough, many engineers have an ego.

1. John earned a Chemical Engineering degree and now works for Dupont making polymers.
2. Joe had a pushy mother that worked as a secretary. She made him finish every math workbook she could find until he could ace Calculus in the eighth grade. Joe now lacks appropriate interpersonal skills and cannot keep friends.
3. Mark knows everything about aerospace engineering and fixing my computer, but he thinks he knows everything about basketball, even though I played college ball. He thinks it's a game of numbers, when it's really about attitude, heart and practice, and whether or not the goddamn coach likes you!

engineer by samjung23 July 17, 2005

Engineer

An engineer is one who runs a train on a chick.

Last night, we all hit it one after another. We are engineers!

Engineer by Regulator April 30, 2006

Engineer

An asshole, dick head, douche bag that thinks he or she is right about everything by uttering these words "I am an Engineer"

Bill justified why he was right to Susan by saying "I am an engineer".

Engineer by Not an engineer July 3, 2015

engineer

1. A individual who accidentally wrote down "engineering" in his/her degree field when filling out college applications, just because said mom/dad/relatives/society pressured them with promises of jewels and riches upon graduation, only to find that they are masters and lords of the 8x5 ft. cubicle at said dead-end job. Often settles with a liberal arts/advertising partner to feel intellectually superior within his/her home. Has compulsive attitudes towards arranging kitchen utensils or other minor items within his/her household, and can become anal-retentive when gardening, mowing, or other yardwork activities.

Frequently cried him/herself until class the next day, since sleep was and still is nonexistent.

John was a great engineer and could solve problems, but couldn't understand why his children became druggies and burnouts at age 16.

engineer by Luciously January 13, 2008

Engineer

An insomniac wizard in the modern world whose brain is capable of functioning without sleep, hung over, or intoxicated to produce mathematical solutions and mentally perform impossible calculations.

Person: "I'm sweaty,I wonder ho humid it is in this room"
Engineer: "hmm... pv=nrt... account for vapor pressure... partial pressure... About 65% humidity I believe" *checks humidity gauge* "shit I was off by 2%, should have used a calculator"

Engineer by Heisenberg βμ December 25, 2016