max-ditz 

To assume the most simple, brainless, ditzy attitude and manner possible in order to gain a real OR psychological advantage in some social, commercial or legal interaction.

Lovely lawyer Llyshelle needed to get the vexatious, soon-to-be-ex wife to open up how she married JUST for his vast wealth, so she went max-ditz with a high blonde wig, trampy clothing and makeup to lull the wife into thinking she was a loser of a lawyer. Llyshelle had her screaming her life-sucking wedding plans within 5 minutes.

max-ditz by You rReal Name March 26, 2020

GEE Ditz 

Rather cool way for dudes who poopies in their pants from time to time as a form of a joke or prank. The end of the day it's for a good laugh with the boys.

GEE as in "OH *G*JEEZ-E" DITZ (D-ITZ) as in like Oops I've made a ditzy mistake "?

It's entirety remains unknown. However, it was popular in the western ny region which soon spread to the app "Tik tok" with a trend of people defecting their pants while in public and then proceeding to tell the closest *stranger* that they made A "Gee Ditz". To my knowledge it has been a NYS trend for some years now. However, due to the boom of the social media sites it Is finally spreading to other states/areas. Even as far as California where someone was the first one to bring it to the app about 2 weeks ago!! Believed to be originated at the copperhead establishment in Batavia, NY ( LOCATED BETWEEN ROCHESTER AND BUFFALO )as far back as 2015 but is now just recently gaining traction due to the almost TikTok famous content creator (who can not be named) and his crew of other content creators. Although the current trend has had some creators upset due to account violations for showing even a spec of the defecation the trend still continues to grow and grow on a daily basis!!

"Gee ditz right here right now at the bar and the both of us will give you 25 dollars each!!!"

"Yo Gee ditz tomorrow at school and we will give you our cookies from the lunch that you love"

"Did you see the Gee ditz video on tik tok this afternoon it was hilarious "

"Bro if you don't "Gee ditz" tomorrow in the break room you have to give me my 10 dollars back and the bag"

GEE Ditz by Shy boy_shy boy December 31, 2021

WIZLE or also known as DITZY Khalifa 

WIZLE Wi-z-uhl(noun)

A sickness in which a person needs friends or they will shrivel up and die.

A White person with an IQ lower than 50 that is such a loser and takes on nigger qualities.

Better known as white trash.

"You should be friends with that person, they have the wizle"

"Hey Wizle! Do you need me to be your friend right now?"

"WIZLE or also known as DITZY KHALIFA", will try to razzle dazzle you, but if you have any intelligence you will see right through them!

Don't act so khalifa! You have some intelligence, use it!

WIZLE or also known as DITZY Khalifa by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

ditzy 

Ditzy means basically acting really dumb and innocent. Not really knowing what is going on.

Many people say it to like 'ditzy blonde' cuz blondes are ditzy

Or an easier way of putting all this into two words are "Jessica Simpson"

Wow, that blonde is so fuckin ditzy!
Jessica Simpson is the real definition of dizty blonde!

ditzy by Jennifer May 15, 2004

Ditzune

Italian-American slang for African Americans

Hey Vito! Dont sell your house to some Ditzune, my home value will go down!!

Ditzune by Mamma Munkee July 29, 2009

Ditzes 

Plural form of ditz.

Chi-Omegas are all ditzes.

Ditzes by Mystic-X April 9, 2010

Ditzelfutz

A person who doesn't quite "get it", but they can grasp it quite well.

Kayla: "I'm STARVING!........"
(.......)
Angie: "Kayla, everyone knows that you're supposed to eat when you're starving, ditzelfutz!"
(.....)
Kayla: Oh yeah. I guess you're right...

Ditzelfutz by l4yn3th0m4sst4l3y January 9, 2021