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Discord mod 

(Mod is short for moderator)
Definition: A 21-38 year old harry virgin male that weighs about 40-80kg who lives in his mom's basement that doesn't allow memes in #general. They have more blubber than a walrus and know every single anime. EVER. They have at LEAST masterbaited 100000000000 times in there life and simp for egirls or anime girls. They have no hobbies or personality. They sit in front of the computer making sure stupid rules are followed. But we all know that whenever the 13 year girl joins the server, they ask for nudes. When confronted they will use all there power to mute or ban you from the server. They say they were not asking for nudes, they just wanted to get a cupcake.
GOD DAMMIT, the discord mod just banned me because i called him out for being a pedophile.
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the average discord mod feeds off of grooming young people, and has become quite full and fat with the amount of victims he draws in and consumes each and every week. our discord mod quite literally is the very epitome of a virgin, the inspiration for the universe's first ever seen virgin if you will.

the classic discord mod smells like unwashed ass, has grimy fingernails and is unnecessarily serious. the stereotypical discord mod does not allow memes, laughter, or fun in #general and his hand is a professional cockwarmer, only to his own! as he is a virgin loser, let us not forget.

if you tell someone that you are interested in becoming a discord mod, the person who you are speaking to will run away before you even get out the second syllable.
yo, the discord mod is a total creep, he called my 14 yo sister a babe

imagine being a fucking discord mod.

a discord mod gets 0 bitches sitting in they momma's crib rereading the content of the Discord Moderator Academy.
discord mod by cozyvixen October 27, 2021

Browse Store Blog Discord

The new first words you see on Urban Dictionary. The last word is to stem from the fact that UD now has a Discord server.
Man, I'm bored.
(sees Browse Store Blog Discord)
Wait, UD has a Discord server now? Man, I am joining it right away.

boost your discord server on urban dictionary in just 3 clicks 

If you're seeing this, then you probably searched "urban dictionary is written by you", and then saw a cheeky little text button saying "BOOST YOUR DISCORD SERVER ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS!". Your human brain then has a neuron activation. "I like urban dictionary, and I like discord. OH! I know! I shall combine my two passions to make one big passion!"
If you've searched this then you have a predictable monkey brain. Period. Face the truth, sunshine!
Sam: Bro, you should boost your discord server on urban dictionary in just 3 clicks

Chad: The door is over there, you pathetic dopamine-centered hippie

Discord Mod 

A 30 year old virgin that still lifes with his mother and simps for egirls or anime girls (also comparable to a coomer).
Sanctions (muting, banning, kicking) everyone that breaks the discord server rules in any kind of way or disrespectful in the discord mod's eyes.
10:21 random-user1: *sending a meme in #general*
10:21 discord mod: "NO MEMES IN #general !!!"
10:21 discord mod: "!mute @random-user 1h reason: sending memes in #general"
10:23 random-user2: "hey mod, that was just a funny meme, why are you muting him?"
10:23 discord mod: "are you DISRESPECTING ME?!?"
10:23 discord mod: "!mute @random-user2 7d reason: disrespecting the moderation"
Discord Mod by mr_silverhand March 19, 2021

Gender-Discordant Relationship

A relationship where the partners are of different sexes and have to work across the gender divide. Gender-discordant relationships rate lower for camaraderie and higher for power disparities than gender-aligned relationships.
“If the state’s going to make me a felon just for terminating a pregnancy then I’m never risking another gender-discordant relationship again. It’s just not worth it,” Jenna said.

“I’m really glad Ken is dating David. The last time I saw him he was stuck in a gender-discordant relationship, and he was miserable. The hoops she made him jump through just to get a little sex were ridiculous.”