punitive dining 

Ordering the most expensive meal on the menu, on the firm's/company's tab, when one is forced to dine at their desk on a Friday evening.

PARTNER: "Harris, can you stay late to finish this brief? Dewey Cheatum & Howe will pay for dinner."

ASSOCIATE 1: "Sure. I'll have the lobster."

ASSOCIATE 2: "Yes! Punitive Dining!"

punitive dining by An associate July 20, 2008

Monogamous Dining 

When two co-workers only have lunch with each other.

John: Steve, want to see if Chris wants to come to lunch?
Steve: Pssh... You know he and Paul have a monogamous dining thing going on.

John: Well maybe he's willing to commit lunch adultery today.
Steve: Good luck with that.

Monogamous Dining by D0p@r15 February 6, 2010

Dining at the Y 

Humorous way to allude to the kind of menu you will be having for tonite's dinner. You will probably choose some tuna taco , or perhaps bearded clam or maybe loose meat sandwich or even some snapper.
For those who need further explanation, the diner is called the Y not because its in some gym, but due to the peculiar shape of all aforementioned dishes.

Im picking up Donna at seven... we're dining at the Y

Dining at the Y by Hugh G Rection January 21, 2005

dooning 

is where you put your arm around someone and then goosetheir tits

when drunk go say hi to someone put your arm around them and then sneak in a bit of dooning

dooning by the dooner March 30, 2011

dumpster dining 

The art of saving good food from dumpsters. It helps to have inside knowledge of exactly when specific items are dumped from each restaurant or store. Results in being able to regularly eat relatively fresh seafood, meats, baked goods, fruits and veggies.

Joe has been homeless around here for years, and he's an expert at dumpster dining. Almost every day for him, it's a smorgasbord.

dumpster dining by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

distracted dining 

Diverted attention while eating either solo or with others. May occur in a private residence, or at a restaurant or public event. Minor distractions may include obnoxious people in the vicinity; major disturbances may include medical or police emergencies.

I had a distracted dining experience last Thanksgiving. My sister's baby wouldn't stop crying and fussing.

A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.

distracted dining by yes juanito yes November 10, 2014

dining with pablo 

'Dining with Pablo' means to snort the drug cocaine. The name Pablo refers to Pablo Escobar the famous Columbian drug dealer (1949-1993)

My god man, your eyes are bulging! I take it you were dining with Pablo before you got here.

OR

I'll a have a little dinner with Pablo and then I'll see you in there...

dining with pablo by brubekk September 15, 2008