Jack Dempsey 

A "Jack Dempsey" refers to one beating his meat very aggressively, as the legendary boxer Jack Dempsey flogged his opponents.

Dude, I got so excited over that midget porn I was watching that I stole some face cream from my sister's make-up bag and gave myself a "Jack Dempsey". Now my pecker is sore.

Jack Dempsey by Midnight Stroker August 21, 2008

Pull A Dempsey 

To screw up and absolutely make a fool of yourself.

HA HA in your face Mack way to Pull A Dempsey.

Pull A Dempsey by IHeartDempsey January 6, 2010

stinky dempsey

The act of farting in a womens nose after sex.

I gave this girl a stinky dempsey last night and she would not stop crying.

stinky dempsey by 4Lucas4 June 7, 2007

Cormac Dempsey 

An Irish rock 'n' roll star currently touring the country. Sings and plays the accoustic guitar.

I saw Cormac Dempsey last night, he's brilliant.

Cormac Dempsey by Mrs B January 11, 2007

Mr. Dempsey 

The most practically useless, laziest teacher you ever have. And although he is practically a hoarder, and refuses to throw anything away, you'll get lectured for 20 minutes if you drop 1 scrap of paper on the floor.

"Hey did you see Mr. Dempsey shaving in his car earlier?"
"Yeah! What a guy!"

Mr. Dempsey by Jess18 September 3, 2014

Jack Dempsey 

A man who owes the majority of his fame to a fish.

I didn't know who Jack Dempsey was until I went to the "aggressive cichlids" shelf in petco

Jack Dempsey by Necrozma Beam January 11, 2021

Patrick dempsey 

The hottest
The sexiest
The fittest

man on earth.

Mcdreamy >>>>

Patrick dempsey is the most handsome man ever

Patrick dempsey by Patrick’s wife January 13, 2023