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decorpitate 

(v.)
1. To remove the body from the head.
(This is more appropriate than decapitate because we think of a person as his head. You can cut off my legs, hands, etc. and I will still be me as long as I have my head.)
2. To remove the body from any of its parts.
3. To remove a head of state from power.
1. Willard was decorpitated upon his conviction in the in the gruesome murders of the Merkin children.
2. I used to date a drunk who collected power saws until he decorpitated my hand.
3. Saddam Hussein was decorpitated long before his capture by US troops.
decorpitate by Madler September 24, 2005

defapitated

when you suck so hard that your head falls off
yeah that girl got defapitated
defapitated by FlareK7 March 16, 2021

Dilapitated 

Way of saying "dilapidated" by those same idiots who pronounce "library" as "liberry."
Anyone who says dilapitated intentionally is a dumbass.

decrapitated 

A malaise of the lower bowels. Diarrhea.
I got decrapitated after eating that fast food.
decrapitated by Trumplodyte December 4, 2018

warmongering combatant's decapitator 

The most overpowered item in all of World of Warcraft

This item is only available to level 100's from heroic level dungeons.

The item is OP and bannable
Guy 1: Do you have a Warmongering Combatant's Decapitator?

Guy 2: No that weapon is way too hard to get.

Guy 3: That weapon is very bannable.

decipitate 

to lesson over time. the opposite of precipitate. as in the clouds are taking the rain back.
After i slept with her, my drive to impress her decipitated and i went and got a mochachino.
decipitate by Jay Lewd October 21, 2007