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Cutting the soap 

The act of farting in such a manner that the overall air quality of a location is actually improved, due to the odor of the fart being less offensive than the smell already permeating throughout the location.
"Good Lord!! Someone's been Cutting the Soap in here!! It smells like Apple Strudel!! It covers the odor of my festering toe nicely!! Well done that person!!"
To flake or fake on something or someone
I thought you was comin to the house the otha day, why you be cattin...
Cattin by j motha fuckin 9 March 19, 2009

cutting the tarp

Improvsing with another waterproof object when you don't have a condom
I took this chic home last night. She wanted me to wrap it so I was cutting the tarp with a windbreaker instead.
cutting the tarp by clevercrow August 22, 2011

cutting the jam 

A euphemism for period sex.

sex periods period sex jam
Guy A: Urgh...I need to find some towels, I promised my gf that we'd cut the jam tonight
Guy B: That's gross...why don't you just wait until she's finished?

or

Girl: I hope he's up for cutting the jam because I really can't wait a week
cutting the jam by thatsnotmyjam November 7, 2015

emotional cutting 

The practice of purposely seeking out things that you know will only hurt you, such as your ex's facebook page. Often used as a painful and unfortunately effective procrastination technique.
I have a huge paper due tomorrow, but I can't stop reading all the sweet nothings my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend writes on his wall. I need to stop emotional cutting.
emotional cutting by elmo14567 March 16, 2010

keyboard catting 

When you play Grand Theft Auto 5 on PC and use keyboard and mouse
My controller broke so I'm keyboard catting
keyboard catting by Lolsack04 July 17, 2017