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Cumberland Farms Kids 

Pretty much just a group of kids who kinda just took over St. Brigid and I swear are stealing our math answers to revolt against the government...
"This is very serious, The Cumberland Farms Kids, the world may end" -Anyone
AHAHAHAHH - Them

Cumberland cutlery 

A spoon in the ass and a knife in the shaft(dick) for sexual stimulation of a guy.
Jena gave Chandler the Cumberland cutlery in bed last night.
Cumberland cutlery by jrb5 May 29, 2018

Cumberland Sausage 

A type of sausage. The good sausage (not as good as Richmond) although it is still pretty decent. Demolished by ones self and the YouTube sensation himself, Callum’s Corner

cumberland scotch egg 

When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.
Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg

Cumberland Scotch Egg 

When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.

Cumberland Community School 

Every girl who goes there either becomes a slag or becomes a pick me girl and every boy is a fuck boy or a pedo. Also one of the shittiest schools in Newham because the head teacher doesn't look serious.
"Cumberland Community School is SHITTTT. I mean what community is there!"