Cover-suckered

When you buy a book (or really anything) based solely on a cool cover but the book itself sucks.

"Hey, Ken, how'd you like that BREAKING DAWN Twilight book?"

"Well, Bob, it sort of sucked hard. No girl named Dawn and no BDSM at all. I got totally fucking cover-suckered."

Cover-suckered by stealthmouse September 8, 2019

Cover Me I'm Reloading 

AI quote from Call of Duty, used by teammate characters in multiplayer games. This is ridiculous being that it takes 2 seconds to reload, and if you use Sleight of Hand, you will be done reloading before your character finishes asking for cover.

Man that noob is SPRAYING with the UMP

Task Force 141 - "Cover me I'm reloading"

Cover Me I'm Reloading by PowerPlayGoal February 9, 2010

cover & hover 

What you do when using a public or portable restroom whenever you have to bust a grump. You layer the seat with toilet paper and hover so your ass cheeks don't get tainted.

I had too much meat on a stick and warm beer at Lolapalooza so I had to deliver a huge order. The johnny on the spot had urine crusted pubes on the seat so I had to use like 3 layers of TP before I went into the cover and hover.

cover & hover by Charlie Golf May 13, 2004

cover tab

a blank tab used to immediately switch to cover up pornographic material in the event that someone notices

John had a cover tab open to immediately switch to in the event someone caught him looking at porn

cover tab by idefygravity November 18, 2011

cover teacher 

a right old nonce that all the chavvy brits make fun of until they get on call or head of year

Note:often foreign

cover teacher:right class get into seating plan

pupil:nah fam i aint sittin next to that ugly dosser

cover teacher by d*ck July 22, 2019

cover whore 

n: refering to an author that writes books, and on the cover the authors name is printed larger than the title of the book is.

John Grisham is a cover whore

cover whore by dantheman111794 July 21, 2009

Cover and Hover 

When you enter a public restroom and it's so disgusting that not only do you lay a seat cover down, but you hover over it too.

"I went to the public restroom at the beach and I couldn't tell if the seat had water droplets or pee droplets on it, so I decided to cover AND hover."

Cover and Hover by mekie24 September 24, 2009