Coomer Humor 

A piece of media, idea, or concept that relies strictly upon sexual themes to make up for its absence of humor.

In other words: Sex is the punchline.

Boy 1: So you actually pay attention to the comedy when you watch porn?
Boy 2: Hell yeah! I’m the biggest fan of Coomer Humor.

Coomer Humor by 3Melanies September 8, 2022

Coomer's Riposte 

Phenomenon where a person has to be subject to Ignominy to make someone else look bad for knowing about NSFW content by name.

In my group chat the other day, my friend tried to make fun of me for knowing a porn actor's name in front of everyone but fell for the Coomer's Riposte.

"How do you know who Mia Khalifa is?"
"Wait, how do YOU know who that is?"

Coomer's Riposte by Hellen Keller Official December 30, 2022

Coomer Humor 

coomer humor is not very very good sources of comedy, the ones who like this humor are losers and college men who should get a job and a life.
People who post this shit should be put in therapy or be killed in countries like Afghanistan or Mexico.

Coomer Humor Poster: *wastes all of his Chad energy on putting less effort on a rule 34 video
Chad’s Comment: I think that this video is stupid and unfunny

A Geek’s comment: “I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD LIKE RULE 34 AND PORN BECAUSE YOULL LOVE IT”

Coomer Humor by TriggeringNerdsSince1799 June 10, 2022

Coomer-In-Law 

The coomer fucking your sister.

My sister's husband is trying to fight my coomer-in-law.

Coomer-In-Law by Nhjones4life November 30, 2019

Coomer's Law 

An individual that does not consume mainstream media and gives them the liberty to call those who consume mainstream media "Normies".

God damn they watch demon slayer?! That's against Coomer's Law!

Coomer's Law by FrostyzZzZz January 24, 2022

Coomer Rain 

Someone who is sweating from the act of a Coomer Spin, and flinging sweat in every direction with their penis*.

WOW, Bob has been coomer spinning for a while now, he is getting coomer rain all over the room!

Coomer Rain by Pootytang22 August 1, 2022

Coomer de les 

A Man, or woman who gets sexual pleasure from a woman, or women having intercourse with another woman, or women (99% of them are bisexual)

Dude I asked Slaskin if I could brow his phone, and the first thing that popped up on his browser was two woman kissing each other he's one of those coomer de les!

Coomer de les by Slaskinateher July 25, 2023