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coolnessity 

a level of coolness higher than can be described by the word "cool"
This song is like the definition of coolnessity.
coolnessity by Pat D. August 5, 2003

beans of coolness 

Gumba's workout equipment are the beans of coolness fo' shizzle!
beans of coolness by Kung-Fu Jesus October 21, 2006

coolioes 

adj.
A lamer way to say cool.

n.
An event that is mild on the excitement scale.

*Never use it in a sarcastic way because it won't sound good. Awesome>Cool>Sick>Coolioes
A:I got a new book to read.
B: Coolioes.
Coolioes was used here because the event isn't very exciting.

A:I got a new game!
B:Cool!
Cool was used here because the event was exciting enough.

Using "coolioes" in a sarcastic way
A:I got a new yak!
B:Coooolioes.

This is why we don't use coolioes in a sarcastic way, because when you say it sarcastically it sounds like a fat bird.
coolioes by coolioes October 13, 2009

Coolnessmc 

Oh boy, coolness fuckin mc. The dude is nuts, he is a GOD at every FUCKING game EVER TO EXIST. He will beat your ass in a gorilla tag 1v1 and same with minecraft. If you see him in game START RUNNING OR YOU WILL FUCKING DIE IN SECONDS.
Holy shit thats coolnessmc!! Can i have your autograph??
Coolnessmc by Notcoolness March 15, 2022

Coolness 

Everything is calm and right. U feeling mellow
Yo man, I got a promotion, I got my own place and everything is coolness with me
Coolness by Deelicious January 22, 2004

cookieness 

cookieness-to be pretty,sexy,hott,or verry yumola
"im so cookieness!" (GUY BEHIND HER)"oh yea!"