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Conversationally Impotent 

A phrase used to describe someone who starts a texting or messaging conversation only to stop responding after a few messages
Theresa was conversationally impotent when she was making pizzas while logged into Facebook

conversational drift 

The path of a conversation that takes an abrupt turn from the beginning of a thread to the end of a thread.

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Amanda: If you want to be well liked post something about getting things shoved up your ass.

...several people contribute comments. to a very different last comment of,

Roman:Do you love how this went from getting things shoved up your ass to getting an MBA?
...this is "conversational drift"

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conversational drift by Fano Boss February 4, 2012

Conversational 

1. A place or thing that promotes conversation.

2. When you don't have another word to describe something.
See that paint color? It's very conversational.

See his Afro? It's very conversational? I could talk about it all day.

Do you like the furniture placement? 'Yes, it's very conversational.'

How does that make you feel? 'I feel...very conversational.'

Can also be used sarcastically. Look at that turtle! It's very conversational.

Conversationalist 

A Conversationalist is someone who engages in conversations frequently and is an expert at it. Their speech and ways of talking is exceptional compared to others.
"You should talk to wiicked. They're amazing to talk to" "Oh yeah! I heard they're a Conversationalist"

Conversational Pipebomb 

A conversational pipebomb is when someone (usually the guy only kept around out of pity) destroys all momentum of a social interaction with a single phrase or opinion typically awkward, offensive, or ignorant. This usually results in:

1. everybody in the group becoming angry and the once civil conversation devolving into an argument

2. total silence occasionally interrupted with a half hearted attempt at a joke or topic (which is always shot down)

3.everybody leaving
John: Did you guys hear about that shooting recently?

Dave: The one down in Texas?

Steve: YEAH! Really fucked up stuff!

Hunter: Yeah, for sure but I mean those kids were kinda asking for it.

Steve:..... That's a conversational pipebomb if I've ever heard one
Conversational Pipebomb by TazmilyGum September 29, 2022

quicksand conversationalist

an individual with the ability to trap you in conversation against your will. the longer you stay the more they digress as you sink slowly into their rambling world. struggling only brings up more conversation topics and thus exacerbates the problem. the whole time you are filled with dread because you know at the end you may be asked to commit to a future event. like coffee, or a month holiday.
any situation in which one is trapped in conversation against their will. the conversation is one sided usually punctuated by the infrequent 'yep' in the hope agreeing will end the conversation sooner. the trapper is the quicksand conversationalist.