Sweatshirt confirmed 

When accepted by the college of your choice, the practice of wearing that school's sixty dollar logo sweatshirt to announce your acceptance to the world.

Did you hear that Josh was accepted by UVA?

Yep, he's wearing a Cavalier's hoody so he's definitely sweatshirt confirmed.

Sweatshirt confirmed by Massive_student_loans February 23, 2010

Illuminati Confirmed 

While nearly all ppl & occurrences that garner this label are quite literally as far away from being Illuminati as humanly (or otherworldly) possible, there's still this sort of pseudo-esotericism overly applied to just about everything by netizens. No they truly _don't_ belong to a secret society conveniently born in Bavaria in the same year as the United States gained its independence from Britain. or y'know, yeah! they do! ...'cause who am i to question our illustrious, malevolent overlords...

It is used with great flexibility in the online world, particularly in the gaming arena, to simultaneously:
* troll naive children
* poke fun at conspiracy theorists
* invoke (mild... at best) lulz

Source: I'm the Princess of the Dark Underbelly of the Internet / Mistress of the Multiverse, who shall remain unnamed, 'cause otherwise your head would asplode (leaving only a pulsating third eye)

scrub 1: I saw Katy Gaga-Cyrus take off her mask backstage to reveal that she's Reptilian!

scrub 2: Illuminati Confirmed!

normal person 1: tha fuck?

Illuminati Confirmed by mztrie March 28, 2016

CNN Confirmed It 

The defining factor of whether something is true or not is based solely on this. If CNN has not confirmed it it isn't true, but if CNN confirmed it it is fact.

Guy 1: Is Michael Jackson dead?

Guy 2: Yes, CNN confirmed it.

CNN Confirmed It by Fur Real June 25, 2009

Kill confirmed 

A text or picture confirm your Home boy or home girl did in fact "Smash"

Yea so do you think kyle smashed?
Oh yea I got a kill confirmed snap last night

Kill confirmed by Goobsda6ixOH April 20, 2017

100% Confirmed 

Originated from StarCraft II community since the beginning.

A sarcastic term used in combination with a statement that may or may not be true to satisfy people asking questions that do not have definite answers, such as release dates.

"When is the game coming out?"

"Soon (tm). 100% Confirmed."

100% Confirmed by SC2GDF'er April 14, 2010

illuminati confirmed 

When something is proven to be illuminati they are "illuminati Confirmed"

OMG! have you seen Rihanna, She is Illuminati Confirmed!
That is definable as Illuminati Confirmed

illuminati confirmed by nigeriangaming HD November 30, 2014

garrett is gay confirmed 

according to science, garrett is gay.

is garrett gay?

yes garrett is gay confirmed

garrett is gay confirmed by bobcornonthecob110000 October 5, 2021