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Missouri Compromise 

When during intercourse with a woman who wishes to maintain her vaginal virginity, anal sex is used as a substitute.
Shirley wasn't ready to lose her big V, so we pulled a Missouri Compromise.

compromise 

An agreement between two or more political parties in which one attempts to be reasonable and the other agrees to whine until they get everything they want under the pretense that the other party or parties are not, in fact compromising.
The Republican party is doing a great job reaching a compromise on the debt ceiling. They insist on having only spending cuts while the Democrats suggest cutting spending and increasing revenues.
compromise by jenaimarre July 26, 2011

compromise 

is when both parties plan to cooperate so they both can be satisfied and have their separate needs met
In order for a marriage to work you have to compromise.
compromise by Gerard Irick July 16, 2009

life is full of compromises 

Life is full of compromises is a phrase adults like to say to explain why their life sucks. Take my advice, don't compromise.
Steve: Life is full of compromises, son
Doug: No thanks (runs).

Binghamton Compromise 

1. (n) an individual significantly below one's standards that one dates or sleeps with solely because of the lack of options available in Binghamton, New York, the 5th most depressing town in the US.

2. (n) the act of dating/sleeping with someone significantly below one's standards as a direct result of a lack of sexual options
It'd been way too long since I saw any action, so I finally pulled a Binghamton Compromise last night.

Compromise 

Mixing a good idea with a bad idea to make a slightly less bad idea in the name of bipartisanship.
Good idea: you not being sodomised.
Bad idea: me fucking your mouth AND your ass.
And the compromise is

Slightly less bad idea: me fucking your mouth OR your ass.
Compromise by Who ever December 9, 2012