October 17 National Complain to Karen Day

On October 17 this time, YOU are the one to complain to Karen

Me: Karen the water is supposed to be 38 degrees, not 37!

Karen: Wait, what?

Me: It is October 17 National Complain to Karen Day! That means I complain to you this time :)

by obesetoenails October 15, 2019

Complainception

Complaining about another persons complaining

Hannah: You have plenty of complaining to make up but I don't know if I can handle it

Jono: Are you complaining about my complaining?

Hannah: Complainception

by Jack Package November 17, 2014

Complane

A state of being in which your irritability and unpleasantness causes others to accuse you of “taking a flight on the Complane”. Depending on how unbearable you are to your friends, they may assert that you are the Pilot, the Co-Pilot, the Stewardess, or simply a Passenger on the Complane.

Friend 1: I’m so tired of studying, I want my exams to just be over already.
Friend 2: You are really riding the Complane right now.

Friend 1: Why do we have to be at this party right now? I don’t know anyone and they don’t even have free drinks.
Friend 2: Wow, you’re like the Stewardess of the Complane.

Friend 1: WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO ME?!?!?!
Friend 2: Congratulations, you’ve just been awarded a Pilot position on the Complane.

by N8 n $mash May 25, 2011

portnoy's complaint

A book created by Phillip Roth. One would say it is about a Jewish kid losing his religion, until they notice the first 200 pages say "cunt" "pussy" "wad" "dong" "dork" "dick" "putz" or "fuck" at least twice a page. After that you could say it is about a Jewish kid losing his sex drive towards those whom he should stereotypically find atractive, Jewish girls, due to the actions of his parents.

"Hi"--softly, and with a little surprise, as though I might have met her somewhere before...

"To buy you a drink," I said.

"A real swinger," she said, sneering.

Sneering! Two seconds--and two insults! To the Assistant Commissioner of Human Opportunity for this whole city! "To eat your pussy, baby, how's that?" My God! She's going to call a cop! Who'll turn me in to the Mayor!

"That's better," she replied.

And so a cab pulled up, and we went to her apartment where she took off her clothes and said, "Go ahead."

Coolest fucking book ever.

by 6:47 AM June 10, 2005

dd complaining

A meme derived from dirtydog (abbreviated to dd) regarding his contempt and displeasure of everything.

I'm tired of immigrants coming into this country and taking all the jobs.

LOL, dd complaining.

by The Self Preservation Society - The SPS May 23, 2008

complaint

A group of Karens

What's going on over at the managers desk?
We got a complaint and it's going to be a LONG day.

by Samzar May 1, 2020

complaining

Complaining is usually what hipocritical people do when something displeases them. they would rather use a verbal indication to express their displeasure of a certain thing, rather than taking a stand and doing something about it.

Hippie 1:There're like starving people all over the world man, i think i'll stand in front congress and wave a sign for a couple hours to get my point across.

by mAGIK bUS April 17, 2005