cobbler

A kitchen worker that possesses no useful skills and is considered absolute rock bottom in the culinary field. This person is not deserving of the term shoemaker. A cobbler is characterized by frequent burning of foods, tasteless end products, unsightly plated entrees, poor sanitation practices, and a general sense of worthlessness.

Chef 1: "Did you taste that garbage Philly put out for the reception?"

Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."

Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."

cobbler by Hobo2 September 24, 2008

Cobblesome 

Something worth talking about.

That there is a very cobblesome base!

Cobblesome by Pokeymarmot7168 July 5, 2022

The Boston Cobbler 

Stretching the womans anus from anal sex, then puking inside of her asshole, then topping it off with jizzing inside also to complete the combo creating the cobbler effect.

I stretched her ass, barfed in it, then jizzed in it.
The boston cobbler at its finest.

The Boston Cobbler by like a little blowjob April 3, 2008

hoboken squat cobbler 

Per Better Call Saul 2.2, it's when a fully dressed man sits in pie and squirms around. If he produces tears, it's a special crybaby squat. It's art, and there is a costume involved.

He needs some alone time to get busy with his Hoboken squat cobbler movies .

hoboken squat cobbler by Scarlett Vale August 24, 2016

Cobbledick 

Game addicted, lazy teenager with crappy attempted man bun.

Geez Louise, you're such a cobbledick *facepalm*

Cobbledick by Richard N Balls June 9, 2016

Hoboken Squat Cobbler 

A sexual fetish whereby one sits naked in a pie and wiggles around. Crying is optional. Aka: Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man

Danny spent half an hour at the bakery deliberating between blueberry and cherry for his Hoboken Squat Cobbler, but what difference could it make since his ass has no taste buds?

Hoboken Squat Cobbler by Buffy Trace May 26, 2016

Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler 

When you tie up a lover like a roasted pig, cover them in butter, and shove an apple in their mouth before boning them until they are 'done'.

Man, I was feeling carnivorous, so I gave that girl the Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler in front of her fireplace.

Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler by Chelseawesome August 5, 2010