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Jemaine Clement 

Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.

But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark

and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos
Jemaine Clement, if you asked me to marry you, i so would.
Jemaine Clement by b4j October 5, 2008
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st clements college 

St Clements college is a school with idiotic teachers like Ms.farrel who has been teaching since the stone age,Ms beehan who is a dictator when it comes to religion
Oh you go to "St Clements college" Unlucky you

Clementine 

An adorable bad-ass girl from the walking dead game . She's quite strong for her age and has survived throughout the years . In season 1 he met a guy called lee , he took care of clementine for a while . Clementine's family had already died . Lee sadly died after a while & clementine was with another group . She's grown now & has become independent . Clementine was voiced by : Melissa Hutchinson ( a voice actor ) .
Girl 1 : hey do you know clementine from TWDG ?

Girl 2 : yes !!! she's my favourite character from the game .
Clementine by RandomGirl1011 August 11, 2014

Clementina 

A very beautiful girl who will always speak her mind, but don't forget that her intentions are for the best.
She is extremely funny and intelligent and would do anything to be loved. In addition to being kind hearted and sensitive she is extremely sassy and will slap a bitch if provoked. She connects with others really well and she has a big intellectual capacity.
Person 1: Clementina seems so sweet but I've heard so much shit about her.

Person 2 : No I know her it's not true Clementina is so pretty and such a great friend.

Clementing 

To borrow large sums of money from young Asian girls and run off without paying back
Person A: Bob just borrowed $2000 from Joe and ran off to Hong Kong!
Person B: What a fucking dick. Bob's clementing Joe there.
Clementing by Clementdefinition1 November 2, 2013

Clementine 

Clementine is sweet, kind and some people may judge her on how smart she is. She can be shy but once u get to know her she is really funny and silly. She loves art and music. And likes to stick in small groups, but enjoys most people's company. She is very accepting and generous.
Girl 1: thanks Clem I really needed that.

Clementine: no problem. It's not a big deal.
Clementine by GGcatlover😊 November 12, 2018
The best person ever, Clement is kind, loving, caring. He'll show you what it's like to be treated like a princess. If Clement has feelings for you, you'll be treated like his number 1 priority, he'll love you like no other and he'll prove to you that not all guys are the same.

He's wise, Clement will teach you valuable things in life.

Clement is crazy, but the good type of crazy. His madness will only draw people towards him.
When he smiles, it's the most beautiful thing in the universe, it's all people can see.
Clement is humble, he's generous, he's very attractive.

Clement is the cutest being you'll ever see or meet. You're very, very lucky if you meet him, and if you're a part of his life. Clement doesn't fall in love easily, but if he falls in love with you, you're someone really special.

Clement keeps his promises, and never fails to let you down.

He'll make you laugh and smile day and night.
Oh man... I love Clement.
Clement by Girlygirl9 October 17, 2011