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Chock Gobbler 

A person who thinks he's him and tries his hardest to be when in fact he's an embarrassment to the hoes and to guys. And when he tries to use his rizz he acts like an idiot.
"Look at michael that guys a fxcking Chock Gobbler he's trying so hard to get the hoes to like them and even bought a necklace for one and them aint it still aint work."
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Chock a wok a wing wong

A rough chinese translation for the term 'e-mail'.
Changchang: Hey Tingtong, did you get my Chock a wok a wing wong?
Tingtong: you mean the one of the monkey pissing in its mouth?
Changchang: yeah
Tingtong: No, didn't get it.
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Chock Full o' Nuts 

Shit soon after eating an assload of almonds and taco fiesta night. The hot stinky broiled ass juice in the toilet after the morally reprehensible act of putting there has the same consistency and taste as the popular coffee brand.
Person 1: Hey man I got a hankering for a cup o' chock full o' nuts.

Person 2: I just bought some at the store, but I'll be out of the toilet in 20 minutes after this ghastly mess is exorcised out of me. Just get a ladle.
Chock Full o' Nuts by snook7 September 14, 2009

Chock o' block

An airport that is completely filled and when the ATC can't be bothered to let your plane land.
ATC: It's chock o' block in 'yer nan up 'yer nan.
Chock o' block by BruhGamingNL January 30, 2021
Person who thinks they are rather good looking and often rather cut/ripped, unfortunately most of the world thinks these people are wankers.

Originated in Italy in the early 1900's the pandemic has spread to Australia after the millennium where the majority of the boys are now 'Metro Chock'Os' pronounced chock'oooooooo.

Cock'o's are often cut and good looking, they usually score attractive girls, however they leave a path of destruction often leaving female's unsatisfied, fustrated and eventuly turning them lesbian....quickly,

They are the scourge of society in Australia and can usually be found at beaches, gyms and the chicken and protein sections of your local super markets.

Unless you need something to grate your cheese on (AKA their abs) avoid at all costs.
person 1: hey that guy is huge!!

person 2: Yeah man he is cut!

person 3 : What a Chock'oooooo

person 2: hahaha wanker

Or

Chick 1: "hey how'd you go with that guy Brenton?" " he was so big and hot"

Chick 2" Hahaha who Chock'oooooooo boy? what a dud, he was so small and useless i had to play with the goal keeper myself"

Chick 1 " ohh really?"

Chick 2 "i think i love you...will you play with my goal keeper?"

Chick 1 "sure!"
chock'O by Turbo 12347 March 30, 2010
An which can be used with a negative or positive connotation, used to describe significant events.
Also can be used as a verb.
A- "Oh my god, look at her chocky dress!" or "Man, that party was chock'd up!"
V- "Don't be jealous of my chockin' skillz!"

Chock-Lickens-Up

A deep best friend connection between 2 or more people. Also can be used as another form of “I love you”.

A short phrase that started as a mix up with words that eventually gathered meaning and is used between some friend groups who have heard of it. The phrase means to “lock in” in an emotional sense. Like you would in a friendship, how close friends feel connected and inseparable. Originally an accidental miss pronunciation that caught others attention and eventually grew to a word/saying.
I chock-lickens-up you bestie!