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cheese on it! 

The term for a guys dick after being with a shisty local town whore. She leaves some cheese on it
Whoa that girl gets ur attention but leaves cheese on it!
cheese on it! by saruhbeth March 6, 2015

melted cheese on my taco 

When you dont have a condom but the girl is so horny she still wants to fuck, so you pull out, and you spray your J all over her poon
Guy - oh yeah girl im about to cum
Girl - ok just pull out and put that melted cheese on my taco
Guy - Oh fuck yeah
Girl - Damn im love that warm melted cheese on my taco

Cheese on Toast

The act of not coming through on a promising flex (shag).
The phrase originates from Matt going back to Blackpool Jackie's place after a hook up in Rumours. Despite numerous attempts to get past the heavy petting stage- access was continally denied and Matt was left to lie awake in a state of flex limbo until 8 next morning, when he received a plate of cheese on toast for all his hard efforts.

It must have been a particularly good meal as he returned the following 2 nights and received nothing but more cheese on toast.

Cheese on your chin

Being so intoxicated that you fail to talk sense or function like a normal person.
'Dude, did you see how fucked up I was last night?'
'Yeah you had cheese on your chin.'
Cheese on your chin by Qtips12 October 14, 2016

Cheese On your Burger 

It means that someone is going to beat your ass, Double cheese on your burger means someone is going to shot you. and if you got triple sheese on your burger that means you died
man im going to put double cheese on that nigga burger if he shows his face around here again.
or
im going to put cheese on your burger if you keep talking shit.
or
that boy put cheese on his burger blood he just got the fuck beat out of him
or
dam they put double cheese on that suckas burger last night-you see that they said double cheese which means he got shot but did not die
or the most lethal form
Did you hear what happen last night?! sleepy put triple cheese on somebody burger last night and he might be getin life!

Cheese on my keyboard 

To have some kind of STI that affects the appearance of your genitals.
Dude 1: Man there's no way I'm getting any action tonight
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: I've got cheese on my keyboard