Chelking 

One who takes pleasure in inducing depression in order to start crying, weeping, or sobbing while in the midst of masturbation. Also used as shortened form: to Chelk.

"Sorry babe, that movie really made me tear up.
I gotta run home and start chelking before the tears dry up."

Chelking by Nutrition through Definition September 25, 2008

chawking 

When you itch your balls so much that they start to bleed. Another phrase for this term is sharpening the pencil.

Person 1: I was beating my meat the other day and I when I finished I started chawking.
Person 2: Sir, I asked you what you would like to order.

chawking by jordf May 21, 2022

Chanking the puppy 

Masturbation

I was up all night chanking the puppy. I was exhausted and dehydrated by morning.

Chanking the puppy by Jimmy Cocaine July 15, 2019

chaloing

The act of taking a casual walk, usually in a group, where the main purpose is to enjoy the journey. Either there is no particular destination, or arriving there is not the primary objective. From the Hindi word chalo, meaning "let's go."

Dude 1: Shall we go chaloing today?
Dude 2: Yes! Chalo!
Dude 3: Why doesn't Mike ever go chaloing with us?
Dude 4: He's way too busy for chaloing.

chaloing by Johnny Electric January 16, 2011

Chacking 

A fetish performed during anal sex in which the "receiver" gets any clump of hair on their body sucked and chewed vigorously with each thrust. This is done repeatedly and completely randomly back and forth between partners. Also may involve quoting of classic cartoons such as Jestons, Flintstones, Yogi bear, etc.

Guy1: Dude...do you chack?
Guy2: Hell yeah!! OH MAN you shoulda seen me chackin' last night! I was on fire man. I swear I must've had five pounds of hair between my teeth.
Guy1: Aw no way, man! I was chacking this morning. I had her screaming things from the Smurfs.

Chacking by ALEXICUS/REVXN May 20, 2009

Chanking 

Chewing loudly with your mouth open. Usual offenders are people chewing gum, or those that have blocked sinuses who are unable to chew with their mouths closed. Name comes from the 'chanka-chanka-chanka' sound of someone doing this.

Just my luck to be stuck on a train full of people chanking loudly on their food.

Chanking by ChayD November 9, 2016

chalding 

To chard your pants while chafing. This may only happen to you if you eat or drink things with high fructose corn syrup. The past tense woud be chald.

"Man I was chalding really bad last night.

chalding by Milk_cookies February 25, 2011