cement gums 

when your dental hygiene resembles Brett Kavanaugh's

jesus fucking christ Tim have you brushed lately? cuz you have visible brown teeth and cement gums

cement gums by Uncle Joosie September 26, 2018

cement mixer 

A foul, disgusting, horrible, drink made of a shot of lime juice and another shot of Bailey's Irish Cream.

You drink the lime juice first and hold it in your mouth. You then shot the Bailey's and swish them together in your mouth as though you were using mouthwash.

Within several seconds your mouth will be full of a rancidly textured ball of goop (the "cement"). As a straight male I can't vouch for it but it must be similar to having a mouthful of cum. Swallowing it is even worse.

They are so gross that the clown who buys you one of these is lucky if you don't gob it back in his face.

Better choices can be found in the tags below.

The cement mixer: even more of a painful experience than Tequila slammers or chartreuse.

cement mixer by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006

cement kiss 

used to describe an especially hard hit or body check during a full contact sport, in particular roller derby.

Phoenix: Are you limping?
Siren: Yea, I got a cement kiss from Candi yesterday during the game.

cement kiss by etselec March 16, 2008

cement mixer 

A sex move, especially popular in the south, where a girl holds a mouthful of hot grits in her mouth while performing oral sex on a guy.

My girl did the cement mixer on me last night, but she cooked the grits too long and scalded my penis.

cement mixer by whodoneit March 10, 2010

Cement Goggles

the act of one patry blowing a load on to another parties face and letting the cum harden of the parties face to where it is hard to open their eyes.

i just gave that chick cement goggles while she was passed out on the couch

Cement Goggles by bigjoey1 January 27, 2009

Cement Boner 

When you have a boner for so long that it becomes so hard that it could crack the pavement on the sidewalk if you fell down

Hold on man, let this cement boner die down, then I'll play ball

Cement Boner by kevro February 11, 2015

Cement vagina 

When a woman Won't put out no matter how hard you try, it wont open unless you break it (rape)

Person 1: I wanna fuck that girl Linda

Person 2: Good luck, i heard she has a cement vagina

Person 1: Well i have a jackhammer penis

Cement vagina by Icoinedthat May 9, 2009