Casket slapper 

A funeral except a really wild one with karaoke

Matt: Guys, when it’s my time to go, I want you to have a great time, make it really memorable. Goddamn it I want a real casket slapper!

Jay: like with karaoke?

Pob: don’t worry bro, I promise you it will be a real casket slapped

Casket slapper by Pobby Weirdo March 26, 2025

Casket nation

Is a group of satanic pedfs made to groom kids to die.

Casket nation is for losers

Casket nation by 77712DS December 23, 2025

closed casket 

a funeral where the casket is closed, most likely because the body is so brutaly fucked up that it would be to unbearable to see the body in such fucked up condition

juan: damn that ese julio's death was some fucked up shit holmes
jose: i know este guey got slashed up in his face and shit.. his whole face and shit is looking fucked up and shit
juan: yep.. his funeral will be closed casket
jose: yep R.I.P. ese julio
maria: damn im fuckin horny will u guys bust a nut in my big ass tities?
juan: damn your fucked up chica! your husband just died! arent u sad?
jose: i'll do it fuck that shit!

closed casket by esteguey October 31, 2007

Open Casket Material 

A witty and sarcastic way to describe beauty. Often used in its negative form (she ain't open casket material) meaning having (or not) a presentable look.

Look at that girl, she's open casket material. But her boyfriend I would close the casket on him.

Open Casket Material by Chomskian December 17, 2008

Till the casket drops 

Until ones death, no exceptions.

"Are we friends?"
"Till the casket drops."

Till the casket drops by moko94 December 30, 2011

cotton casket 

1. A name for a "dutch oven".

-When two people are lying in bed and one of them farts, then pulls the blanket over the others head.

After sex lastnight, my husband put me in a cotton casket. Bastard!

cotton casket by Deedubyah April 27, 2011

banjo in a casket 

when you drop some timber and are so eager to show it to your special someone that you rip out the toilet and show them

" dude joe gave his tessa a banjo in a casket last nite" "I heard she liked it so much that they did it on the toilet"

banjo in a casket by Turdfasay McGee April 30, 2009