Carpet muncher

A girl who prefers to have sexual interactions with another female, usually ending up in orgasm. This person tends to have dark hair and drinks orange juice very frequently. These carpet munchers get pretty wild and could be found at a party drunk as hell without a shirt.

"Bro, I was gonna hook up with that drunk girl who was stripping last night but it turns out she was a carpet muncher!"

Carpet muncher by Zyx987 December 8, 2013

Carpet Muncher

Humiliating saying of lesbian.

- That girl is awesome!
- Dude, she is carpet muncher!

Carpet Muncher by Mr. Clever March 29, 2015

Carpet Muncher

When a homosexual male loves to eat carpets from Ikea, in an almost religious fashion

Person A "Wow, did you hear about Clum?
Person B "Yeah, it's so tragic, he's turned int a right carpet muncher other those Klara carpets from Ikea..."

Carpet Muncher by CLUM MAC'N'CHEESE May 29, 2018

carpet muncher

someone who eats pussy, to eat out; muff diver; one who eats cunt; one who chooses to sample tuna

I have a small dick, so I please my daughter by being a carpet muncher

carpet muncher by Philosopha April 10, 2006

carpet muncher

The Act of munching on a hairy girls pubes.

John:holy shit doug, get a load of mikes girlfriend she's so big, fat, and hairy.
Doug:yeah, you can sure tell mike is a carpet muncher.

carpet muncher by Despicable M3 July 27, 2010

carpet muncher

it has the same defition of some one who likes to lick other people out

personaly i not a big fan of carpet muncher im more of a cock sucking person .... does that make me gay ? of im going to go drink my cum now :D

carpet muncher by Mr Shar December 28, 2008

Carpet Muncher

When a man or women gets down on their knees and eats a women's hairy vagina.

Paige and I had a good time in the back room when I found out that she was a carpet muncher.

Carpet Muncher by Chessecaketwins May 18, 2016