carpet-bomb 

to mount a destructive assault or opposition

They tried to carpet-bomb the senator for his alleged scheme but made no progress.

carpet-bomb by The Return of Light Joker December 26, 2008

carpet-bomb 

v. To answer a question using an enormous amount of barely related answers in the hope of somehow saying something that is close to correct.

named after the warfare technique where hundreds of thousands of pounds of high-explosives are dropped in the hope of killing a small, mobile group of enemies.

Tim- What's the capital of Kansas?
Bob- Ummm... Birmingham...Detroit...Vermont, New Port, Chicago, Pierre, Saskatchewan, Iowa, Phoenix, Malibu, Chad, Nepal, Chengdu, Dzerzhinsk, Holland, Denver, Fork Lift, Squirrel, Pikachu, Topeka...
Tim- There! That one! Way to carpet-bomb the hell outta that.

carpet-bomb by halonistic May 5, 2012

F Carpet Bomb 

Like f-bomb, this is a euphemism for saying "fuck" but with added the twist of drawing the word out in length.

Guy #1: What the fuuuuuuuuuuck?!
Guy #2: Nice f carpet bomb.

F Carpet Bomb by ookami80 March 7, 2009

Bulgarian Carpet Bomb 

When a guy from a great height takes a watery shit all over a load of people partying

Yo Dude did you get invited to Gibbs party?

No man, but i'm gonna take a load of laxative, sneak into the rafters then give them all a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb

Woah Dude Rightgeous

Bulgarian Carpet Bomb by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009

College carpet bomb 

When you're riding reverse cowgirl, leave a stink trail on there pubis.

I gave your father a proper college carpet bomb last night.

College carpet bomb by DonkeyMuff April 2, 2021

Dutch carpet bomb 

ingest a large amount of beans and/or cheap beer. Let gas settle in colon, release on partners favorite pillow, jam pillow in said parteners face. voulia.

Man, the last time I gave my gal a Dutch carpet bomb, she kicked my ass out of bed so quick the womb was spinning.

Dutch carpet bomb by No.One fake August 9, 2006

Carpet F-bomb 

Overuse of the word "fuck" or "fucking" in your speech.

Member1: YOU FUCKING IDIOTS FUCKING BANNED ME FOR NO REASON YOU STUPID FUCKS! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM!
Member2: Well, the carpet F-bombing you just pulled sealed the deal.

Carpet F-bomb by Cheesy January 2, 2007