brown balling 

verb

After defecating, the act of wiping your bottom with toilet paper from back to front, so as to push the remains towards your scrotum.

Girl: I would have given him a BJ but he'd totally been brown balling.

brown balling by Mikeyman58547 October 18, 2008

Bailing 

To leave a group of friends, social gathering, or other such event with little or no warning or reason why. To bail.

Dude, I can't believe you're bailing already. It's not even midnight!

Bailing by J. Wolf April 16, 2005

brastling 

when two girls wrestle each other in their bras. usually done at sleepovers.

David: Dude wanna spy on the girls sleepover party?

Lundon: Yeah man hopefully well get to see some brastling!

brastling by chicksondicks69 April 20, 2011

shadow balling 

Shadow balling is when you're on some online chat service, such as, teamspeak or ventrilo, and you silently jack off without muting yourself.

Dude you haven't said anything over teamspeak for a while. Are you shadow balling?

shadow balling by Steel Can July 10, 2016

Dyson Air Balling 

The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.

The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.

The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.

Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.

Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"

Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"

Dyson Air Balling by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011

High Braining

Someone who sets unrealistic goals.
One who sets to high of expectations.

My Child's always high braining when it comes to what they want to be when they grow up.

My guidance counselor always tells me I'm high braining.

High Braining by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008

billinge 

A small, remarkably inert town in the northwest of England. Its inhabitants pride themselves on being 'dead ard.'
Common occupations include farming, running and 'farmer sutra.'

billinger: im 'ARD me, 'ARD as fuck innit

billinge by if-only-i-too-could-be-a-billinger February 17, 2008