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Douche Bonnet 

A derogatory term for someone with a tendency to spoil things, or create problems.
eg. "Everyone was keen to head to the after hours club, but Mark made us drive him home. What a douche bonnet."
Douche Bonnet by Berus November 14, 2011

taint bonnet 

garment for dogs that like to drag their asses on the carpet.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.
--Don't be such a taint bonnet!
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.
taint bonnet by RatDog904 July 28, 2011

on it like a car bonnet 

To be all over something, having it under control.

Some say it is derived from Essex girls famed love of sex on a car bonnet, others from the female models at car trade shows that lay on car bonnets. (NB: UK Car Bonnet = US Car Hood)

To be "On it like a car bonnet" means you are literally all over something, like an (Essex) girl on a car bonnet"
"Are you looking at this problem?"

"Yeah, I'm on it like a car bonnet"
on it like a car bonnet by StMi February 13, 2012

Spunk bonnet 

When a single man has not changed his bed linen for months .
" Getting into bed last night was like lifting the bonnet of a ford capri , a Spunk bonnet "
Spunk bonnet by Yolo4ever February 16, 2014

scotch bonnet

verb - olde english/steel reserve - To douse another anywhere from the top of their head to their shoulder-blades with no less than 4 ounces of boymilk.
She was beefin' about me givin' her throat babies, so I graced her with a scotch bonnet. Bladow!

VW Bonnet 

As she walked around the swimming pool in her tight bikini many eyes were focused on her VW bonnet.
VW Bonnet by Scanlix April 11, 2003