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Bionic Seahorse 

An act of sex where the man pulls his legs behind his head and puts his penis in between them so it juts outward. Then the woman rides the penis until she has an orgasm.
Man: Hey baby, you wanna bang?
Woman: Eh, what can you do?
Man: I can pull off the bionic seahorse
Woman: Oh my goodness, lets bang right here in the bar

Bionic Bunny 

During sexual intercourse where a man assumes a bridge position whilst the woman mounts and bounces up and down (like a bunny)
the guy: hey wnna try out the new poistion, the bionic bunny?

the girl: sure! i heard its very calorie burning
Bionic Bunny by jungjeffery May 31, 2011

Bionic Legs 

Joe after the accident he's been in those bionic legs.
Bionic Legs by sukthatdick February 26, 2010

bionic penis beams 

I created a small human in a woman's baby chamber using bionic penis beams.

Bionic Seahorse 

Preferred pool activity of Megan Huber and Andrew Tuwiler.
Also know as the most magical sex position to be performed in a pool
it is done by spreading females legs and place upon the males shoulders the rest is simply the prefer ed mating method.
;D
Variations include : Semi-bionic Seahorse, the Whoping Seahorse, and the Wobbling Seahorse
"Bro, that was the best bionic seahorse ever. I had the bitch in the pool for 2 hours , seahorsing me all the way" :D
Bionic Seahorse by MEGAN :D August 20, 2011

Bionic Seahorse 

The act of getting on your knees and giving oral sex whilst flapping your hands.
Yesterday, I got my girlfriend to do the Bionic Seahorse.
Bionic Seahorse by kiralight45 August 31, 2010