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bloggering 

the act of pretending to be a blogger while you're a mere time-waster with too much crappy stuff on your head that none of your friends wants to hear about.
Should not be confused with blogging which is the actual action of keeping a blog.

-Hey, what's up? Blogging again?
-Nah, not really..bloggering actually..I called you last night to tell you about my new theory of everything, cause I had such a "blast" of inspiration and blah blah blah..and you didn't pick it up, so I had to "relieve" myself somewhere, u know.
- ......(telephone signal)
bloggering by VickyB February 5, 2009
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Bungering 

An act of having anal sex while eating a cheeseburger and screaming the national anthem.
"my girl and I tried out the Bungering"
"What is wrong with you?"
Bungering by KORGI KUEEN March 15, 2021
Cricket. Lowest form of batting known to man (or woman). Generally exhibited by batsmen who lack the ability to actually play shots and whom often have chicken like legs.
Mavis is really badgering again today, he sure is making watching the grass grow look like a good option!
Badgering by Fat Bogan October 28, 2009

badgering the witness

A lesser-known euphemism for masturbation.
Quentin, would you please stop badgering the witness? We have work to do!

buggering iron 

a gay mans penis which has been used for the purpose of buggering
jamie was using his buggering iron on alex
buggering iron by HRH sara August 26, 2005

Bindering 

The act of being struck by a fake prostetic leg.
After steeling his peg leg, we continued bindering the fuck out of Ronald.
Bindering by SPivo February 18, 2009

biggernitch

A nigger-bitch, a nigger, or a bitch. Often used in public, on the internet, or around black people.
Dude some biggernitch fucking robbed me last night.