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Norwegian backsplash

When you take a shit while doing a handstand and it splashes onto your face
Did you hear what Paul done? He said he done the Norwegian Backsplash
Norwegian backsplash by Sinszy March 24, 2020

Alabama Backsplash

Combination/variant of Cleveland Steamer, dump truck, rusty trombone, and Dirty Sanchez only filthier. During the act of intercourse, one parter deposits/sprays a significant amount of fecal matter directly on the head, face, neck, mouth, and possibly genitals of another or others.

Also known as the matter pushed out while working an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Origin: Southern United States.
She's so special to me, the Sanchez just wasn't enough. That's why she got the Alabama Backsplash. It was mother's day after all.
Alabama Backsplash by Stoolio April 26, 2009

Creamy backsplash 

When mid fuck missionary, you flip her over and finish on her back
Man I just gave my wife a creamy backsplash. Little did I know she meant the tile for our kitchen.

tile backsplash

A strategic sexual maneuver indigenous to Iowa where and unsuspecting female partner participates in home renovations before being drawn into a coaching moment. Once engaged in the feedback the man unloads on the back of her head and the material she is working on at the moment. This act concludes by telling the female parter "breaks over, back to work"
Diana thought she was going to help remodel our basement until Andrew and I maneuvered a tile backsplash on her dome.

Mississippi backsplash 

Pulling out after anal sex and having the kids farted out onto you
I did this girl in the rear and she gave me a Mississippi backsplash

karmic backlash

When things go smoothly for a period of time and you're enjoying life, karma finds its way back to you and fucks things up.
I had the best November but I'm getting karmic backlash and December is turning out to be such a drag.
karmic backlash by Yana TV January 21, 2009