Redneck babysit

The act of ducktaping a small child to the wall, or ceiling.

"I had to redneck babysit my cousin, so i could watch bluecollar last night."

by asdfghnjmk,l.; October 10, 2011

babysittin

...to drink ur alcohol slow as hell...aka sippin it

YOU: "How much u charge?"
THE BABYSITTER: "For what?"
YOU: "For babysittin that damn drink!"

by MissPriss15 September 4, 2009

Australian babysitter

A bartender. So called because Australians gets so drunk that the bartender feels more like a babysitter.

Jimmy is the Australian babysitter at Mickey's Pub.

Joe had a side job as Australian babysitter at a gin mill

by Tom from the Shore September 14, 2012

Babysitter Poodles

Specially bred poodles who will babysit your children during the COVID Pandemic while you are at work.

These super-smart Babysitter Poodles can even make sandwiches and go to the store for you if you let them use your iPhone and do Apple Pay!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

Bittorrent Babysitting

When you have nothing to do, so you just watch the torrent download until its done.

A (Over Phone): Hey man, what are you doing?
B: Not much, just Bittorrent babysitting my Shutter Island Download

by smurfyman April 5, 2010

Rap Babysitter

a succesful black rapper/producer that takes a younger white male artist under his wing in order to get him noticed. The rap babysitter claims to be a "mentor" and watch over the young artist, but in reality he teaches him the lifestyle of the rich and ignorant. rap babysitters make a deal to put thier name and face on everything related to their protegee and in return he recieves a percentage of the profit. Ex. Producer Timbaland babysits Justin Timberlake; Eminem has been babysat by Dr. Dre for 13 years now! Justin bieber is still so young he has several rap babysitters- Chris Brown, Lil' Wayne. Justin Timberlake applied for the job but didnt qualify because he is white. Justin Bieber's main babysitter Usher was babysat by P Diddy back in the day.

Young white artist: "I dont feel like perfoming today! i'm too tired"

Rap Babysitter: "Shut up! you better get out there and bring big brother his money or else i won't be in your next music video! see how many girls you get then!"

Young white Artist: " Okay! sorry. forgive me, i'm white."........

Jonas Brothers: we have a Rap babysitter too! His name is Big Rob! he appeared in our video Burnin' up!

Eminem: "Shut the fuck up. he isnt even a rapper. he is your washed up bodyguard, that came too you after he got fired by Britney Spears.

by eviezamora13 September 29, 2011

Babyistic

Showing skills with a baby or newborn. Able to adjust to a babies sudden needs or demands. Able to tell what a baby is thinking.

"Wow, I had no idea that John was Babyistic."

by Patrick Larry October 18, 2008