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Authentika 

Authentika
A person who only endorses or represents a brand, company or image that genuinely embodies their true self.
As a major brand, we are only looking to hire a diverse Authentika for our upcoming marketing campaign.

autextic 

autextic adj. and n. \ȯ tekst-ik\ a disorder that is characterized by awkward text conversations which impair the development of normal social relationships.
i just had the strangest text conversation, i believe that she is autextic.
autextic by cruzer_415 October 15, 2012

authentifail 

When you realize you just pasted/typed your password but not into the window you meant to.
Jake just authentifailed when he pasted his password in group chat.
authentifail by authentifail December 5, 2014

authensive 

This street food is really authensive
authensive by Chrissie G December 28, 2015

Asthetic 

A specific style or look that is trying to be achieved
This is my asthetic. This decoration will match my asthetic.
Asthetic by JTjtJTjt5424 November 25, 2017

Universal 3 Factor Authentication (U3FA) 

A dumbass term "coined" by the "Worthless of all Skids" Johnny Shadoe. It is a "new" idea to use all 3 methods of identification that is mandated by his own will somehow, with no regulation or policy in place.--Totally not Multi Factor Authentication (MFA) at all.
HeY gUyS, u3fa - uNIVERSAL 3 FACTOR AUTHENTICATION (U3Fa). sOMETHING YOU KNOW PASSWORD. sOMETHING YOU HAVE, STATE ISSUED DRIVERS LICENSE OR ID THAT CAN BE INSERTED INTO DEVICE. sOMETHING YOU ARE, THUMB PRINT IN CONJUNCTION WITH ID. iMPLEMENTATION AND HARDWARE COSTS COULD BE OFFSET BY FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND GOVERNMENTS WHO ARE ALREADY LOOSING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BECAUSE OF ALL THESE ISSUES. "mANDATORY" ADOPTION OF END USERS. iF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THESE CONDITIONS YOU CAN'T DO BUSINESS WITH THE COMPANIES YOU WANT TO. E.G. aPPLE, aMAZON ETC ... iT'S A CULTURE SHIFT THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. tHIS IS HOW WE DO THINGS NOW.