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JimmyJamz Ass Rape 

Receiving a post dated check only to wait until the deposit date to discover insufficient funds.
I got two checks from the event last weekend and tried to cash them today but they bounced. I totally got JimmyJamz ass raped!

Jacob ass-rape

Jacob smells like a very very smelly taco that was burn't lie a smelly taco, and also he s very gay .
Guy: wow that guy smells like a Jacob ass-rape

Jacob: I'M GONNA MOLEST YOU!!!!!
Something that is extremely high priced, a rip off.
$80 for parking at the concert was a total ass rape.
Ass rape by Hollowtip665 April 2, 2025

Ass Rape Sunday 

the third Sunday in June, a day on which anal sex in particular is honored, especially in Consensual Non-Consenting arrangements

The first known observation of the holiday was on the fifteenth of June, 2008, and is often celebrated in place of, or alongside Father’s Day in the United States
“A happy Ass Rape Sunday, to All Who Celebrate,”
Ass Rape Sunday by Perman April 29, 2025

Agricultural ass rape

When a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his anus in a form of sexual pleasure. Often associated with bondage.
Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.