Don't touch me tall ass! 

When someone taller than you gets in your way or stumbles onto you.
Particularly used by Richard Goranski.

Rich: Yo, Don't touch me tall ass!
Jeremy Heere: Sorry I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.

Don't touch me tall ass! by KingGeorgeTheTatertot October 14, 2019

Don't touch me tall ass! 

Phrase occupied when someone taller stumbles onto you or gets in your way.
Mainly used by Richard Goranski from the musical Be More Chill

Rich: Yo, Don't touch me tall ass!
Jeremy Heere: Sorry, I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.

Don't touch me tall ass! by KingGeorgeTheTatertot October 14, 2019

fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

fuck me up the ass and call me stupid by ZenTam May 28, 2018

Smack my ass and call me Johnny!

1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"

2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.

1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"

2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.

Smack my ass and call me Johnny! by Reepacheep March 29, 2011

Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute. 

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.

Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute. by Corndogprositute June 1, 2018

fuck me in the ass and call me susan 

Wanting to get fucked in the ass whilst being called Susan

Oh fuck me in the ass and call me susan

fuck me in the ass and call me susan by Adfdgvdhvdhkpkgrjvdyn March 16, 2017

giving me the ass 

When you wife/girlfriend is not in the mood and she rolls over facing away from you, where her ass is next to you. Generally this happens just before she falls asleep, when this happens your wife/girlfriend is generally not in to anal play.

husband: wanna play around?
wife:sure after this show, (wife turns on side away from you)
husband: well you are giving me the ass so i guess i will see ya in the morning!

giving me the ass by Bonescrub December 17, 2008