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An elitist ideology in which everybody thinks they are superior to the entire human race for being a single decision different from other people who used phones. Much like the N*zis, they torture everyone who believes in a certain other ideology (iOS.) Mostly selfish people who attack you for the slightest opinion that supports Apple devices, comment pro-Android things on anything about money, and call emojis cringe just because they’re too bad on those devices to use them. The remaining 10% are actual decent human beings who don’t avoid acting normal and respect iPhone users, because they’re humans too and not some subhuman thing who jumped out of a lake and started yelling out some gibberish. When you want to bomb the Apple HQ in Cupertino, go on. Only the national security system will prevent you. But if you say “iOS is alright” in a comment section, get ready for 170+ replies that say the same thing - “no lol f you galaxy s10 for life lolololol.”
EmKay/Damien: iPhone for life
Elitist: n00oo000 android better lololol ur stupid

Elitist: tim cook should end up in a car accident and become a quadraplegic because iphones are such big shitbags
Apple users: okay, i’ll still keep my iphone x
Other elitists: WOOOOOOOO!!!!! CONGRATS DUDE YOU’RE THE BEST!!!
Other elitists: lol fucc u apple user android better lolol noob
Android by Unnamed Guy 448 October 9, 2019
Today I will be switching over to iPhone for a variety of reasons. Mainly the fact that android while it may offer more customization, the need to customize an android is usually needed to remove bloatware apps, install visual voice mail and spam protection, and otherwise bring an android to the same level of privacy and simplicity as iOS.
Android by Chasuhfoie October 16, 2022
An operating system that is used by an egotistic working class that doesn't have enough money for an iPhone.
Guy 1: Hey dude did you get the new iPhone 7 yet
Guy 2: No it's so expensive, I got the new Samsung Note 7 running Android.
Guy 1: Don't those explode in your hand?
Android by A.S.R.Y.E March 7, 2018
It is a phone that competes with iPhone and it doesn’t really because it’s a piece of shit. It is also known as the “shitdroid
Bro when are you gonna get the new shitdroid 5
A really bad phone I got the new iPhone XR bruh

Shit droid means a really bad android which is al androids
a piece of f****** crap that is made out of ******* belly fat that comes from a orange tree it lasts youone f****** day and it is a f****** piece of shit
boy 1 - omg look at dustins new phone omg its amazing

boy 2 - omg no is a android f****** piece of crap
android by android is shit November 6, 2019
Me: Hi are you handicap
Person: no but don’t worry I hav an android

Me: I’m sorry sir I didn’t know you were disabled
Android by Epic meatball December 18, 2019