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douche ammo 

n. Girls that are brought along to a club or social function that are expendable. If a random guy tries to cut in on your group these girls will serve as a perimeter protecting the hotter chicks you're dancing with.
Dylan: "Look out man, the douche crew's moving in."
Trevor: "It's cool man, start unloading the douche ammo."
Dylan: "Quick, to the center with the hotties!"
douche ammo by Lomonte95 July 22, 2006
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Cleavage Ammo 

N. When a chick with rather large breasts is wearing a low-cut shirt- anything that can be thrown down said chick's shirt
Cleavage Ammo: Including, but not limited to, grapes, m&m's/Skittles, gum, bits of paper, crumbs, coins, french fries...
Cleavage Ammo by lerxst1974 January 5, 2009
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Strip club ammo 

My money clip is full of strip club ammo, so bring on the ladies!
Strip club ammo by packyman November 15, 2009

out of ammo 

could be used as a sexual term to refer to being out of sperm after having already ejaculated many times.

more often then not it means to be out of material or out of something to say.
When a friend is arguing with you and you cant find anything else to say you might say, "alright, I'm out of ammo..."
out of ammo by predator4756802 November 17, 2010

Guns & Ammo 

The title of a magazine devoted to (you guessed it) guns and ammo.
Guns & Ammo by BlastMaster September 15, 2003

Facebook Ammo 

Any embarrassing, demoralizing or downright hideous picture of somebody saved on another friends camera that could be used against them for blackmail.
"Hey you better not take the last sprite or I'll put that picture of you after you spilled eggnog on your crotch at the Christmas party on facebook!"

"Damn, thats some pretty good facebook ammo"
Facebook Ammo by shovin' buddies December 26, 2009

Monkey Ammo 

A term referring to the poop that monkeys throw.
"If you don't shut up, I am going to use my monkey ammo!"

"This bathroom smells like monkey ammo."

"Go back 3.9 million years, and we'd still be throwing monkey ammo at each other."

"Political debates involve a lot of politicians using monkey ammo to throw at each other....metaphorically speaking."
Monkey Ammo by AumoeLooure February 4, 2012