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There's a snake in my boot 

When a young cowboy mistakes his untied shoelaces for a snake in his boot.
Uncle: There's a snake in my boot
Arthur: Tie your shoes
Uncle:Must be the lumbago

There's A Pony In There 

The act of placing your penis in some sort of box, then telling small children, "There's A Pony In there," leading them to open the box to a big surprise.
R. Kelly, whilst holding a box near his crotch, told the small girl, "There's a Pony in there."

there's a pill for that 

1. To say there's a pill for that is to tell someone off that what they are doing is not normal and there's the outside chance that a dose of medication can 'fix' it.

2. A statement of dismay at Americans lack of responsibility because they think that every bad thing that they did in their life can be solved/erased with a pill.
1. So you're not having anal sex like the rest of us?? There's a pill for that (boner pill).

2. :Bratty child at Boy Scouts throws a knife at his trooper:
:Trooper says to child "is there something wrong? Are you emotionally challenged?: Humans do wrong things sometimes and shouldn't think there's a pill for that.

Dude, there's a magnet in the sky... 

Describes the feeling one gets after rawking out on Guitar Hero- because for a minute the entire world is being drawn up into the sky.
*Guy sets the guitar down*
Guy 1: Dude, there's a magnet in the sky...
Guy 2: TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's A Tax For That 

Popularized by the channel 'Oversimplified', there phrase refers to the over-taxing of the 13 colonies by the Townshend acts, nearly taxing every single good.
Narrator: Paper, tea, oil
There's a tax for that

There's a Pipebomb in your Mailbox 

It means that 2 video game characters are dancing with a text box "There's a pipebomb in your mailbox" its also means that there is LITERALLY a pipebomb in your mailbox. You could use it for trolling someone like on discord, tiktok etc. Yeah, don't fall for someone who posted 2 video game characters dancing on you like they're basically taunting you.
Me: "damn.. i actually wondered if something bad happens while i check the mail."

"There's a Pipebomb in your Mailbox"

Me: "OH SHI-"

Pipebomb exploded.