Making a fish pie 

Almost identical to a cream pie except the girl has either questionable personal hygiene standards or an obvious yeast infection.

Did you cream pie that girl you were with last night?
No, she hadn't showered for a week. I was definitely making a fish pie.

Making a fish pie by Dangle Berry March 21, 2010

Taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie

A slang phrase used in U.K. English to mean a misunderstanding or lapse in judgement.

This last question on the test is really taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie. (It was difficult and the speaker didn't understand it.)

Taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie by Wordmate October 29, 2018

cherry pie a la mode 

When a guy and girl are having sex while she's on her period, he pulls out and jizzes on her cunt. He then precedes to perform oral sex on her.

Bob and Jane are really into that cherry pie a la mode.

cherry pie a la mode by Jane April 26, 2004

Apple pie a la mode

On the telephone, talking to someone. Began in the south east. It's underground, people.

Whatcha doin?

Apple pie a la mode!!

What is a telephone?

Apple pie a la mode by Meegano August 19, 2004

a near pie experience

Anything that's a minor to medium inconvenience

"Man, having to tackle that extra work was such a near pie experience."

a near pie experience by Persephone282 December 24, 2020

a.dumb.piece.of.pie 

T-they are f-f *gag* fruity...

Person A: hey do you know a.dumb.piece.of.pie?
Person B: no I'm vegan

a.dumb.piece.of.pie by A dumb peice of cake July 1, 2021

apple pie a la mope

When crying at three in the morning and eating a depression meal.

Friend 1: what did you do last night?
Friend 2: I had an apple pie a la mope

apple pie a la mope by Queen Onion March 18, 2020